Post by DeltaQ on Aug 30, 2010 23:28:26 GMT -8
I found this while searching for a german course... It's fun.
Seems like a tongue twister
For those who want to learn German language:
The German language is relatively easy. This says the professors of German in the first First lesson: Children of 5 years old, already speak it (in Germany, of course).
Let's, for example, take a german book... in this case, a magnificent volume, with hard layer, published in Dortmund and that tells us the uses and customs of the Australian indians Hotentotes (in German "Hottentotten"). The book says that the kangaroos (Beutelratten) are captured and placed in cages (Kotter), and covered with a screen (Lattengitter) to protect them from the weather.
These cages, in German, are called "cages covered with screen" (Lattengitterkotter) and if they possess in its interior a kangaroo (beutelratten), would be called Lattengitterkotterbeutelratten.
One day, a Hotentotes had arrested an assassin (Attenteter) that have killed a mother (Mutter) hotentote (Hottentottermutter), mother of a deaf and dumb boy (Stottertrottel).
This woman, thus, in German is called Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter and we call, also easily her assassin: Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattenteter.
They put him in a cage of kangaroo (Beutelrattenlattengitterkotter).
But, accidentally, the prisoner escaped. After a quickly search, comes a Hotentote Warrior shouting out:
- We capture an assassin (Attenteter).
- Which one? - asks the aboriginal head
- The Lattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattenteter - comments the warrior
- What? The assassin who was in the cage of kangaroos covered with a screen? - says head of the Hotentotes.
- Yes, the Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattenteter - answers the aboriginal - (murderer of the mother of the boy that was deaf and dumb).
- Dam!! - the head says. - You could have said that since the beginning that you had captured the Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkottertobeutelrattenattenteter
(murderer of the mother of deaf and dumb boy that was in the cage of kangaroos covered with a screen).
Thus, through this example, we can see that the German is easy and very simple. You just need a little interest to learn.
Auf wiedersehen.
lol, lmao, rofl, Jua Jua Jua !!! and other piratical laughs
Edited: Seems that someone translated with google or something similar... Has lots of english errors
, and I'm correctig them when I see them.
Seems like a tongue twister
For those who want to learn German language:
The German language is relatively easy. This says the professors of German in the first First lesson: Children of 5 years old, already speak it (in Germany, of course
).Let's, for example, take a german book... in this case, a magnificent volume, with hard layer, published in Dortmund and that tells us the uses and customs of the Australian indians Hotentotes (in German "Hottentotten"). The book says that the kangaroos (Beutelratten) are captured and placed in cages (Kotter), and covered with a screen (Lattengitter) to protect them from the weather.
These cages, in German, are called "cages covered with screen" (Lattengitterkotter) and if they possess in its interior a kangaroo (beutelratten), would be called Lattengitterkotterbeutelratten.
One day, a Hotentotes had arrested an assassin (Attenteter) that have killed a mother (Mutter) hotentote (Hottentottermutter), mother of a deaf and dumb boy (Stottertrottel).
This woman, thus, in German is called Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter and we call, also easily her assassin: Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattenteter.
They put him in a cage of kangaroo (Beutelrattenlattengitterkotter).
But, accidentally, the prisoner escaped. After a quickly search, comes a Hotentote Warrior shouting out:
- We capture an assassin (Attenteter).
- Which one? - asks the aboriginal head
- The Lattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattenteter - comments the warrior
- What? The assassin who was in the cage of kangaroos covered with a screen? - says head of the Hotentotes.
- Yes, the Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattenteter - answers the aboriginal - (murderer of the mother of the boy that was deaf and dumb).
- Dam!! - the head says. - You could have said that since the beginning that you had captured the Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkottertobeutelrattenattenteter
(murderer of the mother of deaf and dumb boy that was in the cage of kangaroos covered with a screen).
Thus, through this example, we can see that the German is easy and very simple. You just need a little interest to learn.
Auf wiedersehen.
lol, lmao, rofl, Jua Jua Jua !!! and other piratical laughs
Edited: Seems that someone translated with google or something similar... Has lots of english errors
, and I'm correctig them when I see them.
