Post by ghost on Apr 26, 2010 10:05:12 GMT -8
Gari’s Rocks
There have been questions about “Gari’s Rocks”. Some newer mates are missing out on this bit o’ crew lore. I’m here to set the record straight so ye all know the story, ‘cause I were there.
Ye all know that Gari is the oldest pirate in the crew. When Gari were a guppy there was no fire and meat was eaten raw. He developed his arrrsome runnin’ style by stayin’ ahead o’ the saber tooth cats.
One day, at a meetin’, Lailin was givin’ instructions and Gari was takin’ notes (he’s a conscientious pirate). He finally said, “Slow down. It ain’t easy to chisel me notes into this rock.” If Gari’s a little slow answerin’ a question, ye’ll understand why. He has a good filin’ system, but it ain’t easy to flip through those files. He’ll get yer answer eventually.
Poor Gari has a hard time when the cap’n changes ‘er mind (like women do a lot). If ye think it’s hard to chisel notes on rocks, ye should try to erase ‘em.
The crew found out that Gari has notes spread all over Midnight, and most of the rocks you see on battle boards are notes Gari left for the next time he happens by. If ye look close ye’ll see things like, how many mediums it takes to max a merchant brig or which way whirlys turn. Some notes are cryptic and hard to figure. Like “RLRshoot34.”
If ye sail close to the rocks ye can get some really good pointers. Just be careful not to bump ‘em. That sometimes chips of pieces and they gets hard to read.
Once I arrrrsked Gari why he don’t switch to paper and a pencil. He said he got use to chisel’s and rocks ‘cause they lasts longer, and he doesn’t like to use new fangled, high tech stuff.
If Gari moves a little slow remember; he might have a shoppin’ list in his pocket.